California Oath for Volunteers

Below, proof that while California may be 99% screwed-up, it is not 100% so: witness the oath to the constitution of the United States.

I feel outrage when I see illegal aliens* waving assorted non-USA flags on state campuses funded with my tax dollars and protesting against this country. Every such moral degenerate ought to be required to sign this oath before being allowed to benefit from anything the USA has to offer. I had to sign it just to participate in a fish survey, and I’m a citizen!

* Notwithstanding the Orwellian doublespeak of the term “undocumented” to the contrary: if I don’t pay my taxes am I “untaxed”? I define an "illegal alien" as someone who is a non citizen who has entered the country in violation of our laws.

California Oath for Volunteers

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