Mask-up, you germ-spreading vaxxers!
The zero-credibility control-freaks at the CDC have issued a de facto mask mandate. While here in the most highly vaccinated region in the entire country we get to enjoy a mask mandate for everyone indoors. Totally scientific of course, what with masks dubious at best and never having been shown to reduce community spread. Maybe masks and lockdowns infected far more people than the alternatives? No one wants to know. Follow the science*, since it’s pretty much settled**.
The new mandate — which applies to everyone regardless of their vaccination status — will take effect on Tuesday in San Francisco, Alameda, Contra Costa, Marin, San Mateo, Santa Clara, Sonoma counties and in the city of Berkeley.
Polls of the COVID virus find that 99% of RNA strands are bummed that the party will be shut down tomorrow.
Good thing cyclists are masking-up too since 1 ppt (part per trillion) viral load outdoors is a for-sure-you-betcha a major source of infection.
Get that jab! And mask-up those toddlers—it will only stunt their development a little bit! Little farts have no business killing 89-year-olds anyway.
* CNN and MSNBC are good places to get the latest objective viewpoints on science (and economics and racism too!).
** Please check every month, since settled science changes month-to-month.