re: The Babylon Bee
No vaccine for this one folks.
August 3, 2021.
U.S.—Epidemiologists are sounding the alarm about a new COVID variant that is leading to increased hospitalization rates across the country. According to scientists, this new mutation—dubbed the "CUOMO" variant, is particularly dangerous to young, attractive women, and 100% fatal to the elderly.
WIND: lots of undetected cases all over the US.