100 Million Vaccine-Hesitant Americans Will Get the Shot Now That a Government Agency Said It’s OK
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Babylon Bee: 100 Million Vaccine-Hesitant Americans Will Get The Shot Now That A Government Agency Said It’s OK
2021-08-23
U.S.—100 million Americans who were previously hesitant to get vaccinated are rejoicing today after the FDA approved it, proving that everything is totally safe.
According to sources, the Food and Drug Administration is completely trustworthy and has never approved harmful drugs for the public before. Those sources further confirmed that the FDA is a part of the government, which has never lied or been incompetent or corrupt in any way.
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WIND: history shows gross incompetence of the FDA to judge safety of a drug or vaccine—that’s the point of this satire. But you knew that, right?
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