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What is your Oppressed Intersectional Identity?
Real science is never settled, and anyone who has certainty on such things is not qualified to discuss it.
Dang, I have to start licking myself. I just learned that I am a Many-Fingered Gender-Neutral Armenian With Honey Glaze! Aw heck. Coulda been worse.
So find out now where you stand (or sit, or lie, or float, or WTF).
The Babylon Bee : What is your Oppressed Intersectional Identity?
Humans are varied. Some are old, some are fat, some are from Kentucky, and others are from Kenya. Some can touch the tip of their nose with their tongue, and others can flatulate on command. We all have intersections of privileges and disadvantages. The point is not to see each of us as unique individuals, but to parse all of humanity into groups based on these obscure and often meaningless attributes so that a new minority group can be created.
So, to solve the problem of who’s an innocent victim and who’s a perpetrator of evil white supremacy, we came up with the intersectionality matrix. You want to land on as many intersections of oppression as possible.
So what's your oppressed identity? Use this handy chart to find out!
