Real science is never settled, and anyone who has certainty on such things is not qualified to discuss it.
I’ve been healthy as a horse mostly, and my wife tells me I smell like a horse sometimes, so that horse paste stuff sounds interesting.
SESAME STREET, NY—With the COVID-19 vaccine now approved for 5 to 11-year-olds, many of the residents of Sesame Street are flocking to get the vaccination, even though it has not been specifically approved for large birds, monsters, or vampires.
“Yay! Inject Elmo!” Elmo was heard shouting as he got in line for the shot.
There is a lone holdout, though: trashcan resident Oscar the Grouch. “Go ahead and get the experimental vaccine,” said Oscar to everyone in line. “I hope you don’t die, though. Actually, I hope you do die — because I’m a grouch!”
Oscar the Grouch, who often listens to Joe Rogan without earbuds—inflicting the podcast on whoever is near his trashcan—has instead stocked up on Ivermectin—the preferable way for a grouch to treat COVID-19...
Oscar also got into a spat with CNN, which claimed Oscar had been using a common parasite treatment approved for humans, when in fact Oscar had very specifically only been consuming horse dewormer....
WIND: apropos. Check out the image with the Ivermectin with the horse on the box!
A society that sacrifices its children for dubious benefit to adults has turned to evil. But at least The Babylon Bee makes me laugh!