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Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID
Related: natural immunity, pandemic of the vaccinated, SARS-CoV-2 aka COVID-19 aka Coronavirus, vaccination
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Apropos.
The Babylon Bee: Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID
2022-12-31
CLEVELAND, OH—Local unvaccinated man Chuck Dornley is feeling very left out this holiday season, as all his vaccinated friends have now contracted COVID.
"Maybe I should have just gotten vaccinated," said Dornley. Then I'd have COVID like everyone else and I and my vaccinated friends would have something to talk about. Now I'm all by myself feeling healthy. Such a bummer!"
Dornley said to reporters that he also felt left out several months ago when he got COVID himself, and everyone was calling him a "grandma killer." He hopes that once everything gets back to normal, he can go back to feeling left out for being a Cleveland Browns fan.
WIND: can’t quite figure out when I’m supposed to get sick.
