Not even satire.
The Babylon Bee: Legal Experts Ask Justice Sotomayor To Recuse Herself From Case Due To Her Being An Idiot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Legal experts are begging Justice Sonia Sotomayor to recuse herself from hearing further arguments in vaccine mandate case, Biden v. Missouri, because she is "a dumb idiot."
Earlier today she interrupted oral arguments to ask why the sky was blue. She later grilled the attorney on whether the Pope is Catholic. The Biden administration's lawyer was taken off guard by this and lost the flow of his argument. Court transcripts reveal this caused the court to cut to a brief recess so he could regain his composure.
"If I don't win this case I'll be ruined!" said James Vanderpathy Esq. to reporters outside the Supreme Court Building. "They only pay me if I violate constitutional freedoms!"
When the court reconvened to hear additional arguments Sotomayor explained she couldn't hear the attorneys over the sound of her banging gavel. When Justice Thomas suggested she stop banging said gavel she stared at him as if offended.
"But it's my gavel," said Sotomayor.
At that point Justice Kavanaugh said, "Peace, I'm out!" and the session was adjourned. Justice Alito rolled his eyes while Thomas buried his head in his hands.
WIND: but millions of children will DIE without her wisdom on the court!