Researchers Determine The Science Has Changed After Carefully Examining Poll Numbers

re: COVID
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re: pandemic of the vaccinated

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The Babylon Bee: Researchers Determine The Science Has Changed After Carefully Examining Poll Numbers

2022-02-17

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Scientists for the Democratic party have announced a surprise change in science, after previous science was determined to be too unpopular to remain science.

“We’ve been poring over the data, specifically the opinions of suburban women in swing states, and it’s become clear that masking children has suddenly become completely ineffective for preventing COVID,” said Democratic pollster scientist Bob McNeill. “It’s really a shocking turnaround, as just last week masks were super effective and anyone who disagreed was a murderer. Gosh, science is amazing!”

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