CDC Adds Declining Math, English Scores To List Of COVID Symptoms
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The Babylon Bee: CDC Adds Declining Math, English Scores To List Of COVID Symptoms
2022-10-24. Emphasis added.
ATLANTA, GA — After extensive research, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that the declining math and English scores of American students were being added to its list of COVID-19 symptoms.
"It's very important to understand that failing test scores among elementary students is a tragic side-effect of COVID and in no way linked to the lockdowns we forced on the American people," said Dr. Rochelle Walensky, CDC Director and fully vaccinated and boosted COVID patient. "Not only has COVID caused untold amounts of death and destruction around the world but it is now, as we have just decided, lowering the test scores of our students."
WIND: Governments and their lockdowns killed, maimed, damaged.