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Ugly People Rejoice Over Return Of Mask Mandates
re: The Epoch Times
Real science is never settled, and anyone who has certainty on such things is not qualified to discuss it.
Every cloud has a silver lining?
Ugly People Rejoice Over Return Of Mask Mandates
2023-08-24. Emphasis added.
...The sporadic return of mask mandates has followed a recent uptick in COVID cases due to a mild but contagious variant. "I'm not worried about COVID, I'm just worried about my hideous face," said Ben Reynolds. "This strain is like a common cold. I haze zero concern about catching it - my only concern is catching sight of my ghastly face in a mirror."
...At publishing time, sources report that Rutgers‘ mask mandate had instantly transformed it into the number one college for ugly people.
WIND: never again.
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